We find it fun to annoy people around us intentionally. We sometime get tired of our regular life, so we always want something interesting scenes happening in our life. One such way is to annoy your friends, loved ones and people around you. Below is the list containing 10 best funny ways to annoy people around you.
10. Talking most of the times about your ex-partner
Always talk about your ex. This is the best way to annoy your loved one. Always keep mentioning how great your ex-partner was or compare your ex partner with your present partner. Tell your partner about the time you spent with your ex and giggle at everything he/she used to say. One funniest thing you can do is to invite your ex to hang out with you and surprise your loved one that your ex is coming with you two on a date. When you three are together, admire your ex. Keep praising you ex and ask your present partner to be like him/her. This is the world’s best idea to annoy your partner. But to preserve your relationship, try not to annoy your partner to the extent that it hurts him/her.
9. Don’t listen to what your teacher says
If you want to annoy your teacher, you can follow following steps
- Suppose you missed a class, in the next class stand up while your teacher is teaching you and ask her “Ma’am, What did I miss?”
- Ask your teacher about a topic that she has taught you multiple times. And if she blames you that you were disturbing the whole class, then apologize her by saying “Sorry ma’am, actually my last teacher asked me to do that!”
- While your teacher takes your attendance, say “absent” instead of “present” when your roll number comes.
- At the end of lecture, stand up and ask your teacher “Ma’am what is the name of the topic and what is this all about?”
These steps will surely annoy your teacher. And surely you will be thrown out of your class.
8. Repeat everything that someone says
One of the funniest ways to annoy people is to repeat whatever they say as a question. For example
Someone: What is your name?
You: What is your name?
Someone: Are you stupid?
You: Are you stupid?
Someone: Can you tell me where this place is?
You: Can you tell me where this place is?
If you talk to someone like this, the person you are talking to will get frustrated. This is the best way to make someone’s joke.
7. Annoy people in elevator
Suppose there is only one person with you in an elevator. Remember this is the best chance to annoy him. You can annoy him by doing many things like tap him on shoulder and pretend as if it wasn’t you. Ask him name, obviously he will respond to your question. And when he asks you about your name or something else pretend as if you haven’t listened to him. Ignore him to such extent that he gets confused. Also sing loudly in elevator so that he gets annoyed and asks you to shut up. Ignore him and sing more loudly. Also copy the actions of that person. If he raises his right hand, raise your right hand too. If he is talking on phone, copy the words that he is saying. To get rid of you he will surely get to the next upcoming floor and would prefer to climb stairs instead of using elevator.
6. Pretend as if you are jealous of your friend
You can annoy your friend by pretending that you are jealous of her. Tell her that you don’t like her boyfriend, he doesn’t suites her. And when you, your friend and her boyfriend are hanging out together, show her that you are flirting with her boyfriend. If you join them at movies, sit between them with a basket full of popcorn. Chew it loudly. Also ask her boyfriend for popcorn and don’t ask her. If you three have gone somewhere for lunch or dinner, order the same thing as her boyfriend order. And in front of your friend, pretend as if you and her boyfriend have same likes and dislikes. This will make your friend annoyed and jealous of you.
5. Be annoying in public transportation
Annoying people in public transport is the funniest thing. As most of the people travelling in bus are those who are already frustrated with their whole day’s work. So, you can annoy them easily.
Suppose you board a bus, try to sit next to a person even if there is lot of space in bus. Pretend as if you are on a call and speak loudly so that everybody in the bus can hear you. If someone asks you to shut up, then whisper but loudly. One more way is to irritate the person sitting next to you by asking him stupid questions. Also talk to yourself loudly. Change your position every minute, so that the person sitting next to you gets irritated. This is the best way to irritate a person.
4. Be flaky
Plan to do something with your friends and then tell them that you can’t make it at eleventh hour. Don’t tell them the reason of it. Just leave the conversation when they start asking you reasons. Every time they ask you to have fun with them, just refuse and tell them you have something better to do. Pretend as if you are a moody kind of person. Talk to them politely when your mood is good and when it’s not ignore them or get angry on them. This will help you to annoy them.
3. Always fight without any reason
To annoy your loved one, this is the easiest way. Try to pick a fight on some great times like on anniversary or Valentine’s Day. Blame your loved one without any reason. Refuse to listen to your loved one’s explanation and if she keeps on telling you sing a song loudly like “La La La La!” Get mad at her just because she has not made a good dish. Don’t gift your loved one anything on any special day. And try to keep yourself busy and show her that you don’t have time for her. This will for sure make her annoyed. But as this is your special day, so after annoying just tell her that you were kidding. And give her a special surprise to make her happy. And make her sure that she is a very important part of your life.
2. Continuously slap a friend
While talking to a friend who is a bit shy kind of person, slap him unlimited times in a friendly way obviously so that he finally gets tired of the way you are treating him and shouts loudly “Stop!” This is a very irritating way and the funniest one. Also keep slapping him in front of his friends too and then make fun of him. It may be possible that his friends support you too or maybe they too get annoyed. If it happens that his friends get annoyed too, then congrats, “you have killed two birds with one stone!”
1. Be a clown in sporting events
Suppose you have gone to watch a cricket match, pretend as if you don’t the game rules. Cheer loudly when nothing is happening in game or your team is losing. Mix footballs rules with cricket rules. Suppose if someone makes a four or six, shout loudly “Goal!” This will surely annoy people sitting by your side. Or while match is going on and your opponent team wins, cheer for them loudly. But beware, may be by doing this people sitting by your side come to scold you as you are favoring opponent team. So annoy people to the extent that they don’t hurt you.
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